Thursday, September 30, 2010

99 words without the letters a,b,c, or J,k,m



I found this pretty funny, hell it might actually win you something one day.

Some ambient.



Here's some ambient/chillout/ whatever music for anyone that likes it, enjoy.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cash, easy cash.

http://www.paybox.me/r/qt1

What is it?
Basically this paybox is trying to be the new paypal, I doubt it will ever happen. But if it does whoever is signed up is automatically given 50$! Yeah, you have a chance to make 50$ for just signing up to a site. They also give you money on a daily basis. You could have thousands by the time this site is running.
Note:You don't deposit any of your own money.
What's the catch?
As an EarlyBird member, here's how to keep your account active...
  • Log in frequently & Use our services
  • Stay subscribed to the PayBox Blog
  • Complete posted Surveys
  • Share or apply for Job Listings
How do I join?
Just go to this link :
http://www.paybox.me/r/qt1

May many dollars bless your wallet.

Random song.



For anyone who likes this kind of music, this song is pretty good. It ridicules the making of a house song, It's also catchy, I like it. haha.
comment with any kind of music you like and maybe I'll make a post about it if I like it too.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Anyone looking to make a quick buck

http://subvertandprofit.com/user/signup?referrer=Traumist.

This site pays out at 10$, it takes very little work to make the money. It's simply favoriting videos, posting links on facebook, that kind of stuff. It's quick and simple. Just type anything and hit change name to see if there's an offer, there aren't many offers right now. The ones they had today were youtube, facebook, twitter and delicious so sign up for those cause they're used pretty commonly.

Poker.

Here's a few tips for anyone looking to improve at poker.

1. Don't Play Every Hand / Do Fold More

2. Don't Play Drunk

3. Don't Bluff Just For Bluffing's Sake

4. Don't Stay in a Hand Just Because You're Already In It

5. Don't Call at the End of a Hand to "Keep Someone Honest"

6. Don't Play When Mad, Sad, or in a Generally Bad Mood

7. Do Pay Attention to the Cards on the Table

8. Do Pay Attention to the Other Players

9. Don't Play at too High Limits 

10. Do Pick the Right Game for Your Skill Level & Bankroll

Hope this helps guys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Become like me

Want to follow me in schwartzing life up? Want to be rich? Want to be famous? Want to be powerful? The aforementioned can be achieved easily! You simply must devote yourself to the Schwartz, Every waking second must be spent thinking of what the Schwartz would do, and carrying said actions out.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Broski


Definition of broskis from www.urbandictionary.com
What are broskis?
Broskis are guys that would do anything for each other, excluding: homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on (broskis don't cry).

What does being a broski mean?
A broski is the top of the social food chain. By having connections with broskis, you will open up more doors to the future then ever before. A broski is the highest rank of friend, therefore allowing more things to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just broskis." They'll know.

Why the word broski?
Why not?

THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.

THE LAWS!

1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broskis and its benefits.

2. If a Broski has been dumped, the rest of the Broskis shall not pursue interest in said girl until a 6 month waiting period has been completed.

3. No fornication in a Broski's bed, or you will be forced to wash the sheets yourself. This includes comforter, sheets, and everything else on the aforementioned bed that has been tainted by another's man gravy.

4. If two or more Broskis arrive at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other Broskis to find other ways home.
The only exception is if the driving Broski is hooking up with his girlfriend. The law is therefore void, and the driver is responsible for returning his fellow men to their respective homes.

5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is if a Broski has lost a bet. Of course, the figurative "getting in a girl's pants" is completely acceptable.

6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's girlfriend. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of Bare-Knuckle Boxing.

7. No Broski should ever be held in contempt for fixing himself in public.

8. A Broski shall never be cockblocked by another Broski.

9. Broskis will never stand next to each other in a bathroom. Broskis should stand with an empty urinal in between themselves. Also, no conversating in the bathroom.

10. Broskis shall never bring a girl to a Broski's night out.

11. Broskis may not cry, unless one of the following criteria is met. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. (man law)


12. Broskis should never wait longer than 5-6 minutes for another Broski. However, when waiting for a girl, the said Broski must wait 10 minutes for every point she scores on The Scale. 1-10, 10 being the higest.

13. If another Broski's fly is down, the onlooker saw nothing and says nothing.

14. The only time when a Broski is allowed to pop his collar is in imitation of a violator.

15. Broskis must always act as a wingman for your fellow Broski in the event that an attractive girl has an unattractive friend. If the wingman gets carried away and hooks up with the unattractive girl, the Broski he was defending shall not speak of it.

16. You poke it, you own it.

17. Whack it before you tap it because its easier to pull out than put on (Emre)

18. No Broski shall EVER raise a hand to a woman or child with intentions of violence. Any violators will be persecuted under the full extent of our power. Corporal punishment can be expected.

19. If a Broski gets in a fight, all Broskis at hand must come to assistance and aid at all costs. The penalty is loss of respect and trust. (Magarity)

20. Any broski who delays a game of madden texting a female will receive a touchdown penalty even if the female is a perfect 10. (Pat Flynn)

21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension. (Pat Flynn)

22. Snitches get stiches. (Tom Finnegan)

23. NO FEMALES IN THE BROSKI GROUP!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Schwartz-like adventures.


Aye, so today the Schwartz was ready for adventure. WILD ADVENTURES.
I needed to go on an escapade, it was the only way to remedy craving for adventurous adventures. So I hopped on a pirate ship, sailed for a bit, drank beer and challenged many pirates to a fight.

This is my blog.

This blog will explain the SCHWARTZ. It will be amazing, you will enjoy it.